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How to get absolutely justed right now.

What to Buy

Learn what coins to go all-in on with your next payday loan. Members will receive links to crypto message boards where they can get advice from seasoned crypto veterans who have owned crypto since January.

When to Buy

Learn how to fomo in at the top during a big pump. Members gain instant access to step-by-step guides outlining how to use CoinMarketCap.com to find coins that are mooning right now. Don't miss out!

When to Sell

Learn how to sell 30 seconds after you just bought for only 20% less. Members will also learn how to recoup their losses by going all-in again closer to the bottom. (or after it goes back up in a few minutes)

Portfolio

Coins we bought that make us feel like we are literally stealing from people at these prices.

BitConnect (BCC)

BitConnect (BCC)

Entry Price: $422.00

0xBTC (0xBTC)

Entry Price: $3.50

TurtleCoin (TRTL)

Entry Price: 35 Satoshi

EOS (EOS)

Entry Price: $21.46

ChainLink (LINK)

Entry Price: $1.35

FunFair (FUN)

Entry Price: $0.18

About Our Team

How the dream team became a reality.

  • January 2017

    Reddit Meet-Up

    The team first met at a reddit gathering. The group was made up of many xirs. The attendees had a great time in spite of the election night sadness that was still looming over literally the entire world. After spending most of the night protesting in front of a pet store, the group came together for a roleplay session before finally parting ways... it wouldn't be until a year later that their paths would cross again.

  • January 2018

    Reddit Meet-Up

    2018's meet-up had a much bigger turnout. Everyone was talking about bitcoin. Randy and David decided to become investors and hired Chirag to help with web design. They all took out mortgages on their houses and made their first major investment into cryptocurrency with a single all-in purchase of BitConnect (BCC). It had a healthy correction recently, but the team is confident they will come out ahead in the long-run when the whales are done accumulating.

  • February 2018

    Capital Injection

    With the team holding heavy bags of BCC (only a fool would sell at those prices) - They needed a new round of fiat to buy more crypto while everything was on sale. This is when the team introduced their brother-in-laws to crypto and offered to invest a portion of their engineer salaries for a small commission on the almost guaranteed profits. With a new round of fiat in play, the team was prepared to buy the dip within the dip on unfudable value coins like EOS.

  • June 2018

    Buying The Dip Again

    The team has been accumulating for the last 6 months, buying every dip along the way. With more bags than an alpha carrying in groceries, the team feels they are fully prepared for the impending golden bull run to $50,000 EOY. One thing is for sure - only a complete moron would sell at these prices. The team is showing their dedictaion to the underlying tech by agreeing to HODL to the moon, or go down with the ship. With the Bogs in jail, the biggest bull run in history can't be far off.

  • "We're all
    going to
    make it!"

Our Amazing Team

Chirag

Lead Designer

David

Lead Marketer

Randy

Lawn Enforcement

With almost 2 years of combined experience in the crypto space, this dream-team seems almost destined to make it.

Biz Market Sentiment

Our proprietary algorithm analyzes data from the most prestigious crypto board on the internet in real-time to determine current market sentiment and display it below in image form.